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• I know everything about everything, except that.
• When you know absolutely nothing about the topic, make your forecast by asking a carefully selected probability sample of 300 others who don't know the answer either.
  -- Edgar R. Fiedle...
• It works fine except when I am in Windows.
• The weirder you are going to behave, the more normal you should look.
  It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person....
• Bet you wonder how I knew about your plan to make me blue with some other guy that you knew before.
  Between both guys you know I love you more. It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday....
• Love is a grave mental disease. -- Plato