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• I am proud that I am an adult Scouter!
• Translations from the Child: "I don't know why. He just hit me.
  He hit his brother. "I didn't hit him. I just sort of pushed him....
• I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Anything I do is purely coincidental.
• I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
• How will I know if I'm enlightened?
• HELP!!!! > >Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
  can you give me >some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other completed, but that's >it....
• I don't know how I got here....
• I have an attitude and I know how to use it.