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• Among the things that is next to impossible, when it comes to putting off till tomorrow those things we don't intend doing today is procrastination.
• A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
  Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination....
• To get nowhere, follow the crowd.
• NAFTA will get us nowhere. At least nowhere good.
• I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off...
• Marge: Now the cat needs his medication... Homer: [assenting, simultaneously] No problem.
  .. Marge: ... every morning and the furnace has been putting off....