I keep hearing that Jesus Christ is coming, but nobody knows his tour dates.

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  I hate those christians...
• JESUS CHRIST --
  the Messiah's handle...
• Turn the other cheek. --
  Jesus...
• Nobody knows the trouble I
  have been...
• Jesus Christ is the answer. Now,
  what was your question...
• Jesus Christ was a good teacher,
  but he didn't publish...
• Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
  Michael...
• Christians will tell you that the proof of Jesus Christ's death is that someone had pushed his hand into his side .
  yes, but did anybody bother to take a pulse??? --...