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• JESUS CHRIST -- the Messiah's handle.
• Christians will tell you that the proof of Jesus Christ's death is that someone had pushed his hand into his side .
  . . yes, but did anybody bother to take a pulse??? -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com...
• Turn the other cheek. -- Jesus Chri
• I keep hearing that Jesus Christ is coming, but nobody knows his tour dates. -- Michael Luca
• Jesus Christ is the answer. Now, what was your question?
• Jesus Christ was a good teacher, but he didn't publish.
• Cross-referencing your code is screaming "Jesus Christ!" as it crashe
• Jesus Christ! Close the door! Were you born in a barn!?!?