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• Stockbroker (John) Well, speaking as member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.
  -- Monty Python - Sex and Violence...
• If anything can go wrong with Monty Python, it will.
• DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart! CUSTOMER
  Oh, don't be such a baby. MORTICIAN: I can't take him....
• BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch? SECOND VILLAGER
  She turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt?...
• Shall we go down and give blood?" "Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.
  -- Monty Pytho...
• In the Roadrunner cartoon, the coyote has been chasing him for 25 years.
  I'd like to see him finally get right up to him and go "Sorry, I thought you were someone else....
• DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD
  Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex ... The oral sex....
• If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave. -- Monty Pytho
• I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored. -- Monty Pytho