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• The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
  "I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it....
• Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
  What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...
• Announcer: And now, to honor America, here's Krusty the Klown.
  Krusty: [singing] Oh say, can you see La la la, da da light, What so proudly we yah, La la yah....
• History does not record anywhere, at any time, a religion that has any rational basis.
  Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to face the unknown without help....
• Mae West: For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived.
  Interviewer: Did you reform? Mae West: No; I'm not ashamed anymore....
• This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mother's side.
  I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them....
• I am quite sure that (bar one) I have no race prejudices, and I think I have no color prejudices or caste prejudices nor creed prejudices.
  Indeed I know it. I can stand any society. all that I care to know is that a man is a human being - that is enough for me...
• Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough. -- Seneca
• I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
  -- Steve Marti...