I have invented rubber food for old people with time to kill.
-- Pat McCormick
-- Pat McCormick
Related:
- I got hit by a Volkswagen--and had to go to the hospital to have it
removed.
- Pat... - I've fallen down and not even known it.
- Pat... - At the retirement center for senior citizens, Wrinkle City,
if everyone happens to smile at once it's automatically... - I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons
to kill. ... - Never eat in a restaurant where you see a cockroach bench-pressing a burrito.
- Pat... - The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts.
The invention of the steamboat caused a network of... - Better to kill time than have it kill
you. --... - Rubber bands have snappy
endings...
From the same category:
- TELEPRESSION:
The deep-seated guilt which stems from knowing that... - I put one in each eye and two up each nostril.
--
Agent... - Advice is probably the only free thing which people won't take.
Lothar... - KISS
Keep It Simple Stupid
........ - Programmers do it all
night...
