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• In the midst of one of the wildest parties he'd ever been to, the young man noticed a very prim and pretty girl sitting quietly apart from the rest of the revelers.
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• Do I look absolutely divine and yet and at the same time very pretty and rather accessible?
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• Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
  I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
• I know you think that you understood what you thought I said, but I am not all that sure that you understand that I seldom say what I think and even less often do I mean what I say.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You have to be SURE of yourself... I think...
• Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? -- from The Goon Show
• I have the thing you need, I am endowed beyond your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies, Oh!
  oh! oh! Oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhh! -- Frank Zappa, Fillmore East '71, lyrics to "Bwana Dik...