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• The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
  -- G. B. Shaw...
• The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
  ..It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth, without making some other Englishman despise him....
• Sex is the poor man's opera. -- G. B. Shaw
• There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it -- G. B. Shaw
• G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: "Go on writing plays, my boy.
  One of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his secretary, `Is there a play from Shaw this morning?...