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• I never did it that way before.
• Sometimes I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
• Did I say 2? I lied.
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  Her husband said, "Vi, When you stitched up his torn fly, Did you have to bite off the thread?...
• When my fist clenches crack it open, Before I use it and lose my cool.
  When I smile tell me some bad news, Before I laugh and act like a fool....