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  What a lot we had found out about the prehistoric past from the study of fossilized dung of long-vanished animals....
• I walked on toward Ploughwright, thinking about feces.
  What a lot we had found out about the prehistoric past from the study of fossilized dung of long-vanished animals....
• I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words.
• I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words.
• I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.
  Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really *do* melt in your hand ....
• I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.
  Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really *do* melt in your hand ... -- Peter Oakley...