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  Graph theory is a lot of fun." -- I. Goulden Combinatorics and Optimization 230...
• I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
• Premature optimization is the root of all evil. -- D.E. Knuth
• Going to the dentist can be more a matter of attitude than anything else.
  It can be a drilling time, or it can bore you to death....
• GARDEN The garden is where all the nasty bugs and insects that you see on those wildlife documentaries are.
  A succession of features on spiders, ants, bees and wasps, all filmed using really expensive lenses, have left me scared shitless of the slightest bit of greenery....
• If I explained what this tagline meant, I'd have to kill you.