If you tell the truth, you must smile. Otherwise, people will kill you.
Related:
- Smile,
or I'll kill you... - If truth is stranger than fiction,
you must be truth... - If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other
people.
Virginia Woolf (1882-1941) "The Moment and Other Essays"... - Quote #514
Basically, I have this theory that there are five kinds of truth.
(This is Joe's Theory of the Five Truths.) There... - Smile!
Cthulhu is ignoring you... - Smile,
Cthulhu loathes you... - Smile,
if you are Jesus... - Smile,
Cthulu Loathes You... - Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Murphy's laws on...
