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• Oh, so you're defending yourself, you coward! -- Joel Cairo (Peter Lorre), "The Maltese Falco
• There is a beautiful jewel encrusted maltese falcon here!
• The Maltese Falcon The stuff that dreams are made of. --Humphry Boga
• Son, when you participate in sporthing events, it's not whether you win or lose.
  .. it's how drunk you get. -- Homer Simpso...
• Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
• If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be Enthusiasm. -- Bruce Barto
• Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose
  it's how drunk you get. -- Homer Simpson Bart Gets An Elepha...
• It's only a game until you lose.