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• He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot won't squawk!
  He's ceased to be! He's expired, and gone to meet his maker!...
• Voom???? That parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through him.
  It's bleedin' demised... This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be....
• If you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he'd be lying on the bottom of the cage.
• People fall ill, grow old, and die. No matter what magnificent dawn illuminates your life, you will, in the end, be nailed up in a coffin and thrown in a pit.
• Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
  -- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad tycoo...
• Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.
• Why Didn't Jesus go to college? Because he got nailed on the boards.
• Smithers: [dressed in a bear suit] Here's something that should cheer you up, sir.
  It's me, sir: Bobo! Hug me! Squeeze me! [suggestively] Tug at my fur....