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• If you don't throw it, they can't hit it. -- Lefty Gomez's Law
• Lefty Gomez's Principle of Productive Procrastinatio
  They can't hit it while I'm standing here holding it....
• SMILEY :-d lefty smiley razzing you
• PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
  CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....
• Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.