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• When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man. -- Dame Edith Eva
• As a man of more than average caution, I have never felt absolutely secure until Evans and Novak have spoken.
  -- John Kenneth Galbraith...
• Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.
  [the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum...
• Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
  Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar....
• Suppose for a moment that the automobile industry had developed at the same rate as computers and over the same period
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• John: Oh, I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom.
  Didn't you just die when you found these? Marge...
• Y'know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
  .. -- Marge Simpson to 'King Homer', "Treehouse of Horror III...