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• You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?
• You can't get there from here.
• Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
• Homer: Oh. We left at 1:30pm Monday. What time is it now?
  Lisa: It's 6:45am next Wednesday. You may also be interested to know that it's summer here, not winter....
• Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
  "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....
• Perhaps you and the jerko here could come with us.