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• Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
  Lerman's Corollary: You are never given enough time or money....
• Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
  -- Lerman's Law of Technology You are never given enough money. -- Lerman's Corollary...
• At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today. -- Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity
• Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity: At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.
• I can't understand why everyone nowadays has such a low opinion of marital sex.
  The marriage experts apparently believe that nine out of ten married couples find it easier to get the kids to bed than to lure each other there ....
• You are not entitled to an opinion. An opinion is what you have when you don't have any facts.
  When you have the facts, you don't need an opinion. -- Solomon Sho...
• Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why.
  Then do it. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Wyszkowski's Second Law: Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.