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• If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
  -- David Bedno (davidbe@sco.COM)...
• If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.
• And here's a way to befuddle the *callee* rather than the calle
  Record someone's answering machine message as you hear it, and then play it back to them as your message to them....
• I call things as I see them; If I don't see them, I dish out the BS.
• You can't crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring them.
  -- Ursula K. LeGui...
• There are four things that you can do with the hurts that come into your life
  urse them; curse them; rehearse them; or reverse them....
• BS: You remind me of a man. B: What man? BS: The man with the power.
  B: What power? BS: The power of voodoo. B: Voodoo?...
• If women call you a Jock, can you call them a napkin?