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• If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Edmund Wilso
• Don't let the same dog bite you twice. -- Chuck Berry
• Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
  -- Lewis Grizzard...
• Squatic diversion: anything dog owners do/view while the dog squats.
• You can lead a yak to water but you can't teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke.
  -- Opu...
• It's always darkest right before you step in dog mess!
• People will remember you better if you always wear the same outfit.
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Law of the Yukon: Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.