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• Thank God you're here! We desperately need you! Who, me sir?
  Mr. Thicky Black Thicky Adder Thicky?...Mr Hopelessly Drivelly Can't Write For Toffee Crappy Butler Weed?...
• It's [war is] instinctive. But the instinct can be fought.
  We're human beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands!...
• Ari: Would you care to bet a million dollars on that?
  Burns: Oh, if we're going to bet, why don't we make it interesting!...
• KRQR, home of the million dollar guarantee. You give us a million dollars, we'll play any song you want.
  Guaranteed....
• How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Marti
• Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the two million dollars.
  Lisa: Don't you mean <three> million dollars?...
• Smithers: What are you going to do with the million dollars, sir?
  Burns: Oh, I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose....
• Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage.
  ..when pigs fly! [They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them....
• And now it is time we were going, I to die and you to live
  but which of us has the happier prospect is unknown to anyone but God. -- Plato...