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• If thy brother offend thee, pluck out his eye.
• If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out. If thy dick offends thee, whack it off.
• If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.
• If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum. --Chinese Curse
• Whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
  And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also....
• Drive thy business, or it will drive thee. -- Ben Frankli
• I took thee for thy better. Take thy fortune.
• Let but thy wicked men from out thee go, And all the fools that crowd thee so, Even thou, who dost thy millions boast, A village less than Islington wilt grow, A solitude almost.
  -- Abraham Cowley (1618-1667) -- Of Solitude, vii...