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• If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum. --Chinese Curse
• Tyger! Tyger! burning bright What the hammer?
  What the chain? In the forests of the night, In what furnace was thy brain?...
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  In the forests of the night, In what furnace was thy brain?...
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