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• You have reached the offices of the planet Zarton. All our agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and cannot come to phone at the moment.
  However, your name and number can be left at the tone and a representative will gladly contact you shortly to arrange for your assimilation into the new order....
• So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Bob!!!
• Grab all the taglines you can!
• You are in a maze of twisty little taglines, all alike.
• Strange, when you think of it, that of all the countless folks who have lived before our time on this planet not one is known in history or legend as having died of laughter.
  -- Sir Max Beerbohm...
• CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.
  A busy man complained one day: "I get no time!...
• All my good taglines are one character too lo
• You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone will get back to you as soon as possible.
  -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
• Taglines: Steal all you want... we'll make more....