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• When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour.
  -- How do people in love typically behave? -- Wendy, age 8...
• Mushy ... like puppy dogs ... except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much.
  -- How do people in love typically behave? -- Arnold, age 10...
• Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
• I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.
  -- Concerning why love happens between two particular people -- Manuel, age 8...
• How many Christians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told, their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in "the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together in "his" name....
• Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold.
  .. Other people care more about the food. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?...
• How many uk.singles readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Most of them. One female to notice that it had gone out and post something about how light bulbs are so masculine to the group, two to post in disagreeing with this, Susan Macran to post "Bog off stumpy!...
• No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
  .. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....
• Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love
  Husbands and wives who can't communicate, children who can't communicate with their parents, and so on....