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• I feel almost happy.
• CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
  DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop] CUSTOMER...
• Would I rather be right, or happy?
• Two sages were standing on a bridge over a stream. One said to the other, "I wish I were a fish.
  They are so happy." The other replied, "How do you know whether fish are happy or not?...
• Ah, happy hills! ah, pleasing shade! Ah, fields beloved in vain!
  Where once my careless childhood stray'd, A stranger yet to pain!...
• Bart: Wow, my father an astronaut. I feel so full of.
  ..what's the opposite of shame? Marge: Pride?...
• .. I feel.. JUGULAR.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Wait! I feel the power of... the Schwartz!
• Many people feel that if you won't let them make you happy, they'll make you suffer.