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• I will aggravate my voice so, that I will roar you as gently as any sucking dove
  I will roar you, an 't were any nightingale. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), A Midsummer Night's Dream -- Act i, Sc....
• If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
• When all else fails, lower your standards.
• If all else fails, lower your standards.
• it is now some years since I detected how many were the false beliefs that I ha d believed to be true since my earliest youth.
  And since that time, I have bee n convinced that I must once and for all seriously try to rid myself of all the opiniouns which I had formerly accepted, and begin to build anew, if I wanted t o establish any firm and permanent structure for my beliefs....
• I reserve my abuse for lower life forms, like Civil Servants.
• Were you with these, my prince, you 'd soon forget The pale, unripened beauties of the north.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 4...
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• I recall my exact words: `There's a pile of dinosaur eggs over there, youngster,' I said, smiling paternally the while.
  `Get sucking.'" -- Alan Moore, V FOR VENDETTA...