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If My Standards Were Any Lower I'd Be Sucking Magma!
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If my standards were any lower I'd be sucking magma!
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I will aggravate my voice so, that I will roar you as gently as any sucking dove
I will roar you, an 't were any nightingale. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), A Midsummer Night's Dream -- Act i, Sc....
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
When all else fails, lower your standards.
If all else fails, lower your standards.
it is now some years since I detected how many were the false beliefs that I ha d believed to be true since my earliest youth.
And since that time, I have bee n convinced that I must once and for all seriously try to rid myself of all the opiniouns which I had formerly accepted, and begin to build anew, if I wanted t o establish any firm and permanent structure for my beliefs....
I reserve my abuse for lower life forms, like Civil Servants.
Were you with these, my prince, you 'd soon forget The pale, unripened beauties of the north.
-- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 4...
Magma Giant Space Hamster.
I recall my exact words: `There's a pile of dinosaur eggs over there, youngster,' I said, smiling paternally the while.
`Get sucking.'" -- Alan Moore, V FOR VENDETTA...