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• and we must consider, that since -- unfortunately -- we are forced to live togethe
  he most important thing for us to remember is that the only way in which we can have any law at all is to have as little of it as possible....
• We are gathered here to pay tribute to out lord and money unto me.
• One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard
  pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be so outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn't understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid....
• And we are told in the Scriptures that at the beginning of time the Lord said, "Let there be light.
  But I've checked this out with a number of eminent biblical scholars....
• B'Ijik: "Greetings, Captain. I regret to inform you that Gowron and the High Council are quite busy and won't be able to speak with you today.
  Picard: "Is Gowron aware that we have been transmitting messages for the past three days?...
• We gave him all the regular ones - the time-honoured lies that have done duty up the river with every boating-man for years past - and added seven entirely original ones that we had invented for ourselve
  including a really quite likely story, founded, to a certain extent, on an all but true episode, which had actually happened in a modified degree some years ago to friends of ours - a story that a mere child could have believed without injuring itself much....
• Well, it's a little rough... it might not be necessary to drag him 40 blocks.
  Maybe just four. You could put him in the trunk for the first 36 blocks, then haul him out and drag him the last fou...
• Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone here is in the right class.
  [gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall, room twelve....