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• A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer.
• Beware of a man that does not talk and a dog that does not bark. Portuguese Proverb
• One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him Chinese Proverb
• The volume of the bark of a dog, times the frequency at which the dog barks, is inversely proportional to the IQ of the owner of the dog.
• Ever notice how a dog likes to bark at a drunk? And vice versa? -- Pat Buttram
• True life begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
• I am Sir Oracle, And when I ope my lips, let no dog bark!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act i, Sc. 1...
• To err is human, to bark, canine.