if (dog_bark == TRUE) mailman == present;
Related:
- If (Dog_bark = true) then letter
=arrived... - biff /bif/ vt.
To notify someone of incoming mail.
From the BSD utility biff(1), which was in turn... - A dog may bark,
but his legs will never grow longer... - Beware of a man that does not talk and a dog that does not bark.
Portuguese... - One dog barks at something,
the rest bark at him Chinese... - The volume of the bark of a dog, times the frequency at which the dog
barks,
is inversely proportional to the IQ of the owner of... - Ever notice how a dog likes to bark at a drunk? And vice versa?
- Pat... - Past experience is always true,
never be mislaid by present facts... - The mailman bringeth..
The trashmen taketh away...
From the same category:
- Cthulhu saves our souls and redeems them for valuable
coupons later... - The incumbents are crooks,
vote them... - Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged,
from the beginning of the world, that such as are... - I've turned my life around - I used to be miserable and depressed -
now I'm depressed and miserable... - You first parents of the human race... who ruined yourself for
an apple,
what might you not have done for a truffled turkey...
