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• If at first you don't succeed, try someone else.
• If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again. -- Laurence J. Pete
• If at first you don't succeed, go back and study something else.
• If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.
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• Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place. -- Laurance J. Pete
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