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• An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
  She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
• Horace's best ode would not please a young woman as much as the mediocre verses of the young man she is in love with.
  -- Moore...
• Well troubles. We've got some Captain, it seems that a certain woman both wealthy and beautiful now thinks that she's going to marry me.
  -- Riker, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
• Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.
• A little woman fell in love with a man 90 years old--until she made a date with him.
  She goes out with him that night, and a friend says the next morning, "How did you like him?...
• Man who read woman like book, prefer braille! -- Confucius Say
• When a woman says "No!" she really means "Yes!" -- except, of course, when she means "NO!
• The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively and says nothing.
  -- Henry Haski...
• The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman -- any woman -- with beautiful legs.
  -- Marlene Dietrich...