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• I wasn't picking my nose...I was scratching.
• PRO: Not getting in trouble for picking on little assholes.
  CON: No more picking on little assholes. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• Cop: "He's making a break for it. Get him!" Fry: "No, no, I was just picking my nose.
  Cop: "He's picking his nose. Get him!...
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
• IDP /I-D-P/ v.,n. [Usenet] Abbreviation for Internet Death Penalty.
  Common (probably now more so and frequently verbed. Compare UDP....
• Any government, like a family, can for a year spend more than it earns.
  But you and I know that a continuance of that habit means the poorhouse. -- Franklin D. Roosevel...
• SMILEY :^D "Great! I like it!
• I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very interesting
  a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell more than he knows....
• Of all the floures in the mede, Than love I most these floures white and rede, Soch that men callen daisies in our toun.
  -- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- Prologue of the Legend of Good Women, Line 41...