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I Don't Have Anything Against Face Lifts, But I Think A Good Rule Of Thumb Is That It's Time To Stop When You Look Permanently Frightened.
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I don't have anything against face lifts, but I think a good rule of thumb
is that it's time to stop when you look permanently frightened.
-- Susan Forfleet
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Quote #328 I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little death that brings total oblivion....
I think there is one smashing rule - never face the facts.
Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... When are you going to grow up?...
When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should.
Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like....
Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
exiting a closet) Cat: He won't find that one -- not until he changes his boots.
(sees Lister, hides his face) Did you see him clearly?...
The more I look, the more I like it. I do think it's good. I wish you were here to see it.
Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
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