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• I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. -- Dorothy Parke
• I do not care what others think of me because I know that they don't think of me at all.
  -- Dan Goodma...
• So what do you think of me?
• My father had the spirit and integrity of a scientist, but he was a salesman.
  I remember asking him the question "How can a man of integrity be a salesman?...
• If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 10E5, I know he's full of crap.
  -- Richard Phillips Feynman (1918-1988) -- "What Do You Care What Other People Think?...
• In this day and age women can have kids for other women through surrogate motherhood.
  Is this the ultimate favor or what? I think I'm a good friend....
• My parents want me to get married. They don't care who anymore, as long as he doesn't have a pierced ear, that's all they care about.
  I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage....
• Bart: [with forced happiness] You believe me, don't you?
  You're my friend who believes me: sweet, trustworthy Milhouse....
• Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?
  Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did....