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• I am Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them.
• Calculon: I just pray they like me half as much as I do.
• However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
  There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs....
• A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have a terrible problem, Doctor.
  I have a son at Harvard and another son at Princeto...
• Everybody knows that the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
  Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost....
• Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack, I went out for a ride and never came back.
  Like a river that don't know where it's flowing, I took a wrong turn and I just kept going....
• Who wants the gold? It's the RAINBOW I am after!!
• There are some things about you that I like; I just can't put my fingers on them.