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• Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
• Make me an offer. I have a computer to suppo
• Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
  -- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• I am not the least afraid to die." ~~ Charles Darwin, d. April 19, 1882
• Besides, my teeth aren't what they used to be. I have some weird degenerate gum disease.
  It turns out even the Undead have to floss....
• Annie: I lived in my head mostly. Cooper: That's not a bad neighborhood.
  Annie: There were some pretty strange neighbors....
• I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky---but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
  -- Emo Phillip...
• Quote #427 "I always write them as well as I can.
  But sometimes I just don't have the sacred fire to enflame my talent into, you know, a level of genius and what I wind up is some turkey like _Zap Gun_ ....
• Cooper: Sure fire cure for a hangover, Harry. You take a glass of nearly frozen unstrained tomato juice.
  You plop a couple of oysters in there. You drink it down....