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I Demand That I May Or May Not Be Lying!
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I demand that I may or may not be lying!
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I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel! -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
If I may begin at the beginning...
May I fire you?
When you're lying awake with a dismal headache, and repose is taboo'd by anxiety, I conceive you may use any language you choose to indulge in, without impropriety -- W.
S. Gilbe...
I think I exist; therefore, I may be.
I demand IMPUNITY! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid.
I may not be mulch, but I'm compost.
I may not be smart, but I'm dumb...
