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  -- Izaak Walton (1593-1683) -- The Complete Angler, Part i, Chap. ii...
• Conservative Definition of Compassion: I got mine, Jack.
• This flea which I have in mine ear. -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book iii, Chap.
  xxxi...
• Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
  -- Jack Handey...
• She is an excellent creature, but she can never remember which came first, the Greeks or the Romans.
  -- Benjamin Disraeli, of his wife...
• I practice birth control, which is being around my sister's children.
  You want to run right out and ovulate after you play with them for five minutes....
• The morning djs on KROQ 106.7 in Los Angeles have written a country tune which they call "I Hate Every Bone in Your Body Except Mine.
• Why, then the world 's mine oyster, Which I with sword will open.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merry Wives of Windsor -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
• While Jack Butler was being dragged away by the Grim Reaper, Jack begged