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• Purring: the sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
• FUD /fuhd/ n. Defined by Gene Amdahl after he left IBM to found his own company
  FUD is the fear, uncertainty, and doubt that IBM sales people instill in the minds of potential customers who might be considering [Amdahl] products....
• Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place.
  And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans....
• BAD /B-A-D/ adj. [IBM: acronym, `Broken As Designed'] Said of a program that is bogus because of bad design and misfeatures rather than because of bugginess.
  See working as designed....