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• Sex is hardly a fitting subject for the dinner table.
  Or, indeed..._any_ table. ....Except perhaps a table at a brothel....
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• Silence is golde
• What I drank last night would have floored a rhinoceros!
  ...If it was allergic to lemonade, that is. -- Melchett and Edmund : Bee...
• Oh, Edmund, you're so naughty! I try, madam...and then ten minutes later, when I've got my breath back, I try again.
  .. -- Queenie and Edmund : Chai...
• I was awakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.
  .. Well!...I never knew he had it in him... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
• Percy, the devil farts in my face once more. -- Edmund : Bee
• Your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom, Baldrick. -- Edmund : Bee
• Chang: "Tell me, Captain Kirk, will you be willing.
  ..to give up Starfleet?" Spock: [Clears throat] "I believe the captain feels that Starfleet's mission has always been one of peace....