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• Boom! Shaka La Ka Boom! Shaka La Ka
• This tagline is now nuked. Ka-bloop!
• Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again.
  Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka....
• I am SchlitzBeer of Borg: You will be assimilated with gusto!
• I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
• I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.
• I am Janet Reno of Borg. You will be incinerated.
• MORE SPORTS RESULTS: The Beverly Hills Freudians tied the Chicago Rogerians 0-0 last Saturday night.
  The match started with a long period of silence while the Freudians waited for the Rogerians to free associate and the Rogerians waited for the Freudians to say something they could paraphrase....