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• I am interested in politics so that someday I will not have to be interested in politics.
  -- Ayn Rand...
• Vila: "I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life.
  Orac: "It is unlikely. I would predict there are far greater mistakes waiting to be made by someone with your obvious talent for it....
• I... AM NOT... A PACIFIST!
  -- An angry defensive back explains to rednecks, in AMAZING GRACE AND CHUCK...
• But I was just getting interested!
• I am under the influence of sugar, caffeine, and lack of sleep, and should not be held responsible for my behavior.
• Apu: Hello. I am not interested in buying your house
  but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner....