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• Excuse me, Sir, said a surveyor to a person in the street, I am a surveyor and I wonder if you could please help me by holding this measuring tape for a second or two.
  In most cases the stranger would oblige. And the surveyor, who was Horace de Vere Cole, an arch-joker during the 1920s would go around the corner to ask another person to hold the other end of the tape....
• I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
• I am not a politician and my other habits are also good. -- A. Ward
• CURSE, v.t. Energetically to belabor with a verbal slap-stick.
  This is an operation which in literature, particularly in the drama, is commonly fatal to the victim....
• I am ignorant and impotent and yet, somehow or other, here I am unhappy, no doubt, profoundly dissatisfied.
  .. In spite of everything I survive. -- Aldous Huxley...
• No, I am that I am, and they that level At my abuses reckon up their own.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Sonnets & other Poetry -- Sonnet cxxi...
• EVC Execute Verbal Command
• Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so bad.
  Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings....
• As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything.
  -- Beaumarchai...