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• I am a man: nothing human is alien to me. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
• I am a man, and nothing that concerns a man do I deem a matter of indifference to me.
  -- Terence (185-159 BC) -- Heautontimoroumenos, Act i, Sc. 1, 25, (77.)...
• I have everything, yet have nothing; and although I possess nothing, still of nothing am I in want.
  -- Terence (185-159 BC) -- Act ii, Sc. 2, 12, (243.)...
• I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man!
• grilf // n. Girlfriend. Like newsfroup and filk, a typo reincarnated as a new word.
  Seems to have originated sometime in 1992 on Usenet....
• If I was human I would..Wait a minute! I AM Huma
• Hi I am an alien .sig, and at the moment I am having sex to your mind, by looking at your smile I can see that you like it.
• Take me as I am.
• I am not a human! I am an animal! er...wait..