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• Humor is a universal language. -- Joel Goodma
• Dry humor is wasted around here. -- Joel L. Sebe
• We can't leave the haphazard to chance. -- N.F. Simpso
• Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had lice.
  [sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this story going somewhere?...
• Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
• Thine is not to reason why, thine is just to figure pi. -- Vulcan humo
• Why don't you leave and let live?