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• How do vampires say "V" without shredding their lips?
• Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin.
  -- New Testament -- Matthew vi, 28...
• If you never talk to strangers, then how do you ever meet anyone?
• How many militant lesbian feminists -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  That's not funny....
• We are going out! But we shall do it as proper vampires!
• Now, I don't pretend to tell you how to find happiness and love, when every day is a struggle to survive.
  But I do insist that you do survive, because the days and the years ahead are worth living for!...
• You ought to be a doctor," he said to Turner, "as you always want people to do what they don't want to.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- 28 November 1900, two days before his death, -- when he was already rather ill....
• If you meet a person on the path, do not greet him with words or silence.
  How will you greet him?...
• How many vampires -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they *like* it in the dark....