How Many Terrorists -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
How many terrorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to change the bulb, and 5 to take the credit when it explodes....
How many terrorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty - one to do it and nineteen to develop a distraction....
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in real good and one to call the gynaecologist....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!...
How many JAPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaadddy....
How many Princeton students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to reflect on how much more gratifying it was than a man....
How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit....